Creating Awful Sentences,

a poem and writing challenge accepted!

Michael Hollifield
The Brain is a Noodle
1 min readFeb 25, 2023

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There are three simple faces hand drawn on graph paper. The top one is a smiley face, the second is a straight face, and the third is a frowny face. Beside each face is a check box that a teacher might use in evaluating their students for the day. In this picture, the box beside the frowny face is checked.
Image by Adrian from Pixabay.

Writing bad sentences for me is easy,
I can throw them out there, and
Who, whom, whoever, whomever can read them,
I can use a lot of punctuation!?!, and
I’m a big fan of parenthesis (being able to further
Break down my thoughts into smaller segments)
(Instead of using commas, or semicolons; or colons:)
And I also like using “quotes” to single out…

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Michael Hollifield
The Brain is a Noodle

Writer, speaker, passionate about encouraging humanity through personal experience.